RS: Church of the SubGenius: Hour of Slack

A quote from Sarah Vowell's Radio On:

SubGenius Reverend Susie the Floozie, who has "a metric ton of Jezebel spirit bursting out a ten-pound bag," delivers this interpretation of her religious archenemies, the fundamentalists: "Fundamental is right. You take out the fun, then you take out the mental, and all you're left with is the duh. The carrot they dangle in front of you is the promise of inheriting the Kingdom of God. Well, I'm not sticking around waiting for that old fart to die!"